These are all real reviews from real magazines. Magazines are like books but floppier. Kind of like an iPad made of paper. Unlike the internet, you had to have some qualifications to write for a magazine.
"All at once disgusting, horrible and thoroughly enjoyable."
"Incredible one-man-band....stunning."
"Guitars roar with lust."
"Whether you find SPIT funny, offensive, or sexist,
one thing remains clear: the boy has talent."
"An attention grabber."
"Mr. SPIT attempts to be the grosses person on vinyl
and very nearly succeeds."
"A highly controversial jack-of-all trades."
"Hold on to your morals...here we go. Vinnie SPIT is the sexual and musical equivalent of a porn shop. He does not use sex to sell his music, if anything, he uses music to sell his sex."
"Beat-sensitive and driving."
"The ultimate in pain and pleasure simultaneously."
"Mr. Spit is someone who probably gets the "he's just so talented" compliment a lot of the time. Great live show. Way sick and way cool."
"Charming."
"Insanity with a beat."
"A trad rockin' dude on a sick roll, working up a later of biker buzz."
"The girls were adorable, scantily clad and danced the whole time in provacative styles. A robust combination of swing and porno-punk with lyrics that when far beyond naughty."
